so i tried asking my sis to play gta v and then this happened
i tried capturing sis’s babyness from a few years ago but i can only draw her with flowing gorgeous hair and lovely hips liek she has now kill me ughrhgghrh
we need sister game time
YouMayNotRestNow (Monsters Nearby)
New song! Shouldn’t be too hard to guess what it’s about.
Gamzee’s taken a good beating recently (courtesy of Caliborn) and despite the fact that he’s not a god tier the little bugger just won’t die
and it’s not for lack of trying on Caliborns’ part
he really gives it gusto
but no matter how hard he smacks, stabs or shoots
Gamzee. just. keeps. getting. back .up
the only cannon explanation Hussie has offered for this miraculous recovery pun intended) is;
"You know how it is with clowns. They are notoriously difficult to kill for reasons that basically don’t make any sense. I’m personally not aware of a single timeline in which this codpiece packing moron dies. It means crazy clowns just won’t die for some reason”
now Hussie’s been notorious for putting little clues to huge plot twists hidden in plain sight (I’ve written about quite a good few of them, most famously that harlequin doll John got for his birthday ultimatly was responsible for Jack Noir coming to power)
so given the track record of things in Homestuck I decided to flick through the introduction page for Gamzee’s character- and saw the answer
don’t see it? how about now
It said at the start of Act 5 that “trolls arn’t supposed to eat that stuff, it messes with your think pan” but maybe, apart from messing up the cognative functions, it did something more. The intro for Karkat stated that ”It is your RECUPERACOON full of nourishing SOPOR SLIME. Every young troll enjoys the cozy embrace of such a vessel each night, and the relaxing ooze helps assuage the terrible visions of blood and carnage that plague the dark subconscious of your species”
hmm…”Nourishing” was an odd choice of words for something that’s just supposed to relax you?
but what other green slime is famous in Homestuck apart from sopor?
the ECTOBIOLOGICAL SLIME
if that stuff is going to be used to create life, it must be pretty NOURISHING (hell, it’d essentially be green gooy stem cells)
so, my logic is; Sopor Slime = Ectobiological slime
if Gamzee’s been eating the chemical nutriant used to bloody CREATE life for years then chances are it has some sort of lingering regenerative ability- hence why he keeps not only SURVING Caliborn’s attacks-but recovering from all his injurys and being seen fit as a fiddle doing his ridiculous dance a few dozen pages later
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
Lani this is the advertisement I took a picture of for you.
This is it.
God damnit, I have such a tendancy to look at the window every few hours. Like “Ooh dark night sky neato. Hello moon” then I feel like it’s been five minutes and then sun is shining “HELLO JOSH, I SAW YOU YESTERDAY WHY ARE YOU STILL UP”
and I just slink behind my curtain
"I’m sorry but sleep is the enemy…
and I will not lose”
people n their diff bodies no cramps what are you even
go frickle your pickle
if you’re tired and pissed off because of school
AND TRUST ME I’VE BEEN THERE WHENEVER SCHOOL IS BROUGHT UP THAT IS MY ONLY EMOTION AND FEELINGS ABOUT IT
I’M PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST ANGRY PEOPLE I KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO SCHOOL SO LISTEN
just go sleep
do something else for five minutes and I don’t mean tumblr and procrastinate away your responsibilities
do something calming for a few minutes, watch your fav epi of SnK or hetalia or something, make a bunch of paper stars, clear your mind, go for a walk, do something distracting but productive in a way that helps you
then go back to your work.